Dion Phaneuf dates NO ONES sloppy seconds!

Got it?

Although according to Mr. Sean Avery (hi honey, you’re still pretty!) and his potty mouth that’s exactly what he’s doing.

Avery is a bit of a notorious mouth and a shit disturber on and off the ice. He dates classically beautiful women who are also famous(ish) and he’s generally a douche bag. A hot one.  Yesterday his team the Dallas Stars were playing the Calgary Flames at the Saddledome.  Around noon the suddenly chatty Avery (he’s been playing the media hot and cold recently) stepped up to the microphones in the dressing room and gave this little soundbite, “"I'm really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about, but enjoy the game tonight.” (side note: Dallas won 3-1)

Those sloppy seconds he’s referring to is assumed to Elisha Cuthbert who’s now dating the ever so yummy Phaneuf.

The comments were made around noon and before the game even started that night Avery was suspended indefinitely! And will have to pay a visit to Mr. Bettman who will decide his fate.

Bitter much, Avery? Perhaps you should date Taylor Swift she's bitter too and also likes to call out her exes in public forums. It’s legal. She’s 18.