I Want! I Want!
So it'd be an understatement of the century to say I've ever been a cruise person. Maybe it was the time some doofus of a captain of a ship thought it was precious to let an eight year old (that'd be I) take reigns of steering his ship years ago, resulting in the near deaths of like, ten people and creating a disaster almost as huge as the Titanic... maybe.
But anywho, aside from a random fantasy of seeing icebergs in Alaska, the thought of a cruise made me nauesous... UNTIL NOW!
Stumbled upon this little ditty in the Globe and Mail today:
http://www.globeandmailcruise.com/default.html
Mediterranean Odyssey!
A fourteen day epic voyage to:
TURKEY!
CRETE!
MALTA!
SICILY!
ITALY!
CORSICA!
MONACO!
OMFG!
And the best part?! The absolute best?! Ian effin Brown is coming!!!! This American Life regular contributor Ian Brown!!!
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It's like one of those best dreams ever coming true or something!
So um..which one of you lovely and generous readers would like to foot the $9,999.00 bill and give me the experience of a lifetime?...
anyyyybody?...
