Listen Here, Vanessa Abrams*

Dude!
Go back to Vermont.

In case you haven't noticed, no one wants you back. No, not even Brooklyn.
You ruin everything!

Like the time you went to the masquarade ball and helped Jenny sneak in. Um, bitch, why are you helping a fourteen year old sneak into a masquarade ball. In case you didn't notice, that was the first time Nate kissed Jenny... aka..you basically sealed that fate.

Then, you showed up again..uninvited... to Blair's birthday party. ugh...as if Blair wouldnt have had security escort your sad brooklyn-ass outta there..but whatever, I disgress. You ruined the night yet again at that party, making things all awk for Serena and Dan. Fast forward to all kinds of other thing, including the most unforgivable one of all; ruining my  Chuck and Blair!!! ...

Also what is your deal with thinking you're all too good for the upper east sider boys and yet every single time one even BREATHES in your direction, you are all up in their face? like the time Chuck merely looked your way. one lil' sad look and you're all over that. STAY AWAY FROM HIM!

And then theres your clothes... so you're supposed to be all poor and yet, you seem to have the bestest clothes ever? You're a klepto...aren't you? if so, may i just say that I am quite a confidante at my local police station. i've only called them a few dozen times over noise complaints, but i'm sure your wardrobe is theft WAYYYY over...

Do us all a favour, V, and move to some arty school where they can handle your annoyingness, like Alaska... and please...please take Jenny with you.

*I swear this blog post has NOTHING to do with this: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/12/01/ed-westwick-jessica-szohr-new-couple/

...ok, so sometimes, i lie...