Probably because I have a penchant for douchebags…
And apologies for getting on the band wagon a lil’ late in the day (my co-worker STOLE my newspaper..MY newspaper. NO ONE touches my newspaper!)… but I find this Sean Avery thing a lil’ endearing…cutesy, if you may.
First of all, I actually don’t find him ridiculously good looking. In fact, I can name hundreds of other hockey players that I find wayyyy more attractive…but there is something about an a**hole that is certainly captivating! Also…he’s hysterical. While I don’t agree with him being a careless goon on the ice and insulting the players…his Vogue internship? That was pretty brill! For a hockey player, he’s sure been pretty entertaining!
As for his former girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert…well, I mean, dudes, we all know that Justin Timberlake’s ‘What Goes Around Comes Around’ was written for her, non? That’s gotta say something… plus the whole ‘sloppy second’ comment, while a bit rude, does hold some truth to it…
And for the love of the zamboni drive, Elisha, girlfriend, how can you be at all surprised by this sort of comment coming FROM Sean Avery. I mean, you did date the dude. This type of behaviour cannot be that surprising…
The dude gets a lot of action, by girls that clearly don’t mind this sort of disrespect. Because guess what? If they did, they have the option of NOT dating him. Problem solved.
Also, like it or not, he sure give the general public a whole lot to talk about; keeps the game controversial and controversy creates interest. Interests creates and audience and an audience makes the economy! For the love of the world’s recession, let’s keep things controversial.
Maybe by ignoring his ridiculous (but personally pretty amusing) comments (I mean, it’s SEAN AVERY, for eff sakes), why don’t we concentrate on banning others who physically hurt other players and say things even more cruel than the truth… and perhaps idiot fans who say nasty, awful, hurtful and deceitful things about innocent hockey players (which I’d rather not get into here because you will one day get your karma, you old Buffalo Sabres hag who called my Heatly a murderer…)
Avery does things to get a rise out of people, mostly the hockey players, mostly to win… and guess who ended up winning that particular game that night?
‘Nuff said.
p.s. Sean, if you ever get sick of dating the Olsen twins and supermodels, I’d so be down for a clothewhore man friend to control my outfit choices and buy me pretty designer duds.
Call me.
