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Please Excuse Me While My Vagina Does a Back Flip

2009-12-16T21:12:15Z

Looks like after nearly three years together, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have broken up. According to an "insider," my little Jakey-poo is heartbroken. Hey Jake, you know what will be broken soon? My headboard, when you ditch LA and co...

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Dear Jason Segel, you may as well be dead to me :(

2009-12-07T20:49:48Z

No don’t die. You’re too cute, but am devastated. US weekly is claiming that my Ultimate Crush (aside from Chuck Bass, Hayden Christensen, Jordan Catalano, Justin Timberlake, Ian Blurton, that guy on the street corner and a bunch of other ones…) ...

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As typed on Corporate email...

2009-12-03T19:56:21Z

Not mine of course, i'm still gainfully UNemployed ... but i received this exact email in my Gmail yesterday afternoon: How do you spell the name that is pronounced ‘hor-hay’ Yes, I am serious. But without hesitation or questioning i simply repl...

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Carrot Loaf...

2009-11-26T22:03:16Z

So as you read earlier in the week i attempted Carrot Loaf this week. I have to say, i was not impressed with the beginning stages.... the recipe referred to it as a batter, but it was really more of a dough, making it very difficult to incorporat...

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Leighton Meester's bangs

2009-11-25T21:43:28Z

am torn. On the one hand, she is gorgessity through and through and can wear a garbage bag and still look stunning… but on the other hand…WWBWD?! ...would Blair Waldorf honestly approve? how is this going to be written off in the script? In ...

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SXSW announces preliminary line-up

2009-11-25T20:54:04Z

Here it is, kittens. I have included below the first couple hundred bands in all their glory, bolded some more the Canadian bands, and italicized some random comments. With band names like Acid Mothers Temple & The Melting Paraiso UFO, how can y...

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My new role in life...

2009-11-24T12:33:41Z

Is as a British Housewife. Mostly just because i'm residing in England at the moment after the big lay-off of April 2009. In this role i've excelled at things like window cleaning, laundry, day-time tv and taking care of the kids - in our case, ou...

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Round 2 (aka The Twilight Saga: New Moon)

2009-11-23T23:49:08Z

If I had a nickel for every time I said “Well, that was less embarrassing than I thought it would be” or “..and no one got arrested!” or “Those jeans are so tight I can see your vagina” I’d have $3.45. Back in October of 2008, I preemptively apol...

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Concert Review: Matt Mays at Horseshoe Tavern, Toronto, November 2009

2009-11-23T21:42:55Z

Discretion: had you read this blog a year ago (almost to the day!), you would have read this lovely sunshine and flowers and rainbows and kittens and pure awesomeness review of Matt Mays AND El Torpedos: http://tigerbeatsocialites.vox.com/library...

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Oprah to announce show’s ending; aka life as we know it is over, isn’t it?!

2009-11-20T16:26:14Z

ISN’T IT?! If I were suicidal, I’d probs have slit my wrists by now. Luckily, I’m just a bit on the insane side. You know, I anticipated something like this happening, but that was AFTER I had the chance to be a part of the live studio audience...

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