9 posts tagged “babies”
Hey Y'all
So i've been eagerly awaiting this moment - the first photo's of Sparrow James Midnight Madden, and it's arrived!!
Tomorrow morning at 7:30 AM EDT on People.com there will be a photo posted of the little man.
I can't wait. Unfortunately it's not 7:30 AM London time, i'll just keep clicking "refresh" from the moment I'm awake!!
That is all my pets.
~M
So Kendra Wilkinson, a former girlfriend of Hef, is preggers and married to Hank Baskett a football player? I dunno what he does, but I hope he’s deaf with the patience of a saint, cause she is definitely not from around here if you catch what I’m saying…..
The Girls threw her a baby shower yesterday and I don’t even care what else she got as gifts – it doesn’t matter because she got a HUGE jar of MASSIVE pickles. I want. You can keep your Gucci baby Pram and your Tiffany’s rattle and whatever else celebs are into for babies – I don’t even know. I want that jar of pickles! I haven’t had a good pickle since I moved to London. I did get an insider tip from a friend who said I need to buy gherkins. They are close but I can only find them in baby cheese and pickle tray size. I miss Bicks. I also miss the Caesars from Pickle Barrel. There’s no such thing as a Caeser here… When I come home next summer I want a pickle and Caesar waiting for me at the airport. No joke.
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My dearest lovelies – the Richie-Madden’s, had a baby boy born very early this morn. Sparrow James Midnight Madden weighs 7lbs 14 oz, and both mamma and baby are doing well!
Big congratulations to the Richie-Madden’s on their darling new addition, can’t wait to see pictures!
XO
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Who else thought Mel C was a lesbian?
I’m sure there’s a few of you out there. Apparently not. She’s been dating this guy Thomas Starr for like 6 years….
And on Sunday night they had a kid. A baby girl actually, who they named Scarlet Starr… I’m not a fan of the name. I understand her last name can’t be helped, but it reminds me too much of scarlet letter… is that just me?
I’ll post pics when I find them.
In other baby news, my darling sweet Harlow Winter Kate Madden is going to be a big sister!!!! I can’t wait! I’m hoping for a boy, how cute would that be!!!
Nicole and Joel make cute babies and they appear to be taking parenthood seriously. Good for them! I wish them all the happiness in the world and a happy, healthy beautiful new addition to their already stunning family.
Muah
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If i knew Joel Madden and Nicole Richie i'm sure i would have been invited to the party.
But alas.... i was not. Little Harlow Winter Kate turned 1 yesterday and is getting cuter by the day!!!!
Seriously.
Virgin Mary just gave birth to Jesus... again.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20081227/twl-peruvian-virgin-mary-gives-birth-to-41f21e0.html
Bristol Palin also had a kid this past week, she named him Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston. Not bad.
Ok.
WTF?
Who the eff would name their child after a mass murder because “no one else in the world would have that name”? http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081217/twl-baker-no-cake-for-little-hitler-3fd0ae9.html
There are some things you should consider when naming your child. Number one, don’t name him or her after a mass murderer who tried to kill off an entire race.
No one else in the world is likely named Cracker, or Jewel-Case or Stapler and yet all of those would have been MORE acceptable than Adolf Hitler.
And their daughter with the middle name Aryan Nation? What was their reasoning there???? That’s not even a NAME.
We should be allowed to veto children’s names when printing the birth certificates.
Right about now, Pilot Inspektor Lee in sure looking like a stand-up name….
It makes me sick to my stomach to think there are people out there that still idolize Hitler and what he stood for.
But don’t worry, the Wal-Mart made the cake so the poor child doesn’t have to suffer the indignity of having a birthday cake without his name on it as well as having to live his whole life with that moniker.
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Ok. Ellen DeGeneres and her uber hot GF Portia De Rossi got married. It was a small ceremony, only 19 people in attendance including both their moms. All together now…. Awww.
Remember Hanson? The middle one, Taylor and his wife Natalie are having another baby. For those keeping count that’s baby number three for the 25 year old singer. Baby number one was born a mere 6 months after the couple wed, and no it wasn’t a premie. Suspect. Even baby Hanson, Zac is a dad and married, and so is the ugly brother. What’s his name? Isaac.
John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are dunzo. For reals yo. Whatevs. They’ve only been dating a minute. She’ll get over him and under someone new soon. I think she’s due for a nice guy. So am I, as a PS.
Donny Wahlberg aka my first love, is getting a divorce from his wife Kim Fey. They have two sons together and she’s seeking sole custody and money. Seems to be perfectly timed with the NKOTB reunion….
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So I’m feeling like I’ve just stepped into Bizarro World or something. I’ve just read that Clay Aiken had a son this morning… well he didn’t birth it, but his ‘friend’, music producer, Jaymes Foster is the baby mama. They named the kid Parker Foster Aiken. That’s a first, a middle and a last name, not to be confused for Parker Foster-Aiken.
In other baby news Lisa Marie- Presley is the latest celeb to announce she’s having twins. I hope someone out there is capitalizing on this latest trend. Like producing high-end twin crap that celebrities will purchase for astronomical amounts of money. Or better yet, they’ll be given to the pregnant celebrity at a very tasteful baby shower.
And PS. Jewel got married to a real deal cowboy names Ty. They’ve been together for eons. Best of luck kids for some reason a piece of paper changes relationships….
And PPS Britney is making a brave come back to the MTV Awards, after her disastrous performance last year. She’s filmed a promo spot for the event. No confirmation yet if she’ll actually BE at the awards.
