6 posts tagged “britney spears”
I almost forgot about this...but then, as luck would have it, was browsing innocently enough through something or other and came across it.
Ta da. Here it is. Probably the most horrific dressed band at this year’s Junos. And I mean, there were a crap-load of awful dressed people, but Hedly takes the cake. For a few reasons actually. Here they are:
- they claim these suits are Armani. Umm..like Armani Exchange Armani? Cause that would make somewhat sense. Still not a whole lot, but a bit. My guess is they bought these in Chinatown off some truck from a guy named Igor who makes a living sewing Armani tags onto clothes from The Suit Exchange
- let’s give em the benefit of a doubt and pretend these really are Armani suits. Dudes, if you can actually afford Armani suits…you should also be able to afford a tailor! Seriously. Nothing makes nice clothes look disgustingly cheap-ass than them being not properly tailored and fitted. The pants look darn awful on everyone involved and some of the suits could have been pressed beforehand.
- Guy number one to the left; did you rob a priest for the shirt you’re wearing? Like for reals. Guy number two to the left; leave the weirdo chin strip to Billy Ray Cyrus and if you’re going to wear an ‘armani’ suit, leave the chucks at home. Jacob; that is the weirdest button job ever. looks like someone’s trying to be ironic…and failing miserably. Hot guy; you’re hot and I discriminate...buuuut those glasses are about twice the size of your head…
- Lastly, matchy-matchy went out of style right alongside boybands. In fact, I’m pretty sure Justin and Brit-brit retired it wearing this little number:
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Britney Spears
Circus (2008)
Read the above line again and listen to what you’re saying… it sounds like “all of the boys, and all of the girls are begging to f u c k me…. “
My BritBrit never disappoints. She’s had a rough couple of years. But I still love her. She’s back. She’s healthy and fit and appears rather sane lately.
Say what you will about my Britney but you know all the words to Womanizer, and don’t deny it! It’s a great song.
The album is catchy from start to finish. There’s of course the standard ballad or two, the one I don’t love is ‘My Baby’. It’s too whiney-whispery for me. It very reminiscent of the first Britney album and that stupid ballad she had and in the video she’s wearing that blossom hat.
As a happy bonus they included Radar from the last album as the bonus track. Which I was stoked about because that was my favourite song from the previous album!
If you’re looking for a new getting ready for a night out with the girls CD, PICK.THIS.UP.
Check it. It's no big secret that Brit Brit got herself a little meth habit a few years back. Girlfriend had to be cranked to keep up with the grueling tour schedule, press obligations, and Starbucks runs. And P.S., those Cheetos ain't just eating themselves, yo. But this....THIS...well kids, let this be your PSA for Don't Do Meth. According to promotional pictures for Britney's new album Circus (which drops on December 2nd - her birthday, natch), Brit Brit ain't got no right arm. Shit.
XOXO
Blair
Alright alright. I promise I'll get better at posting faster. K?
Sooooo during the film fest we attended the LUSH party held at Kultura on 169 King Street East. Lush yes indeedie. I sorta kinda lushed it up that night. Sorry LUSH folk, but I'm sure we were a bit of a hit with the guests.
Spotted. Matt Felker. Do we know who this is? Well does everyone remember the Britney Spears Toxic Video? Does everybody remember the one hot thing in that video? The dude that she kisses as a flight attendant on the plane? Yeah that hottie. He's a model and is also known for dating that crazy cougar Jennifer Aniston.
Spotted. Does everybody remember the show Student Bodies? Does everybody remember Romeo? Mark Taylor's his name and he was there! I was a little excited.
Spotted. John Legend. Pretty cool cat that John.
This is where everything got a little blurry. The night was cool. Drinks flowing. Music pumping. People chatting. Those LUSH folk really know how to throw it down. It was one of those nights that when you wake up the next day you say to yourself "I'm never drinking again." It was one of those nights when you wake up the next morning with photos on the red carpet with random people who were your besties that night and don't have the slightest clue who they are. It was one of those nights when you see provocative photos of you and the one TBS you were with and wonder "who the hell took these photos?!" It was one of those nights when you break you blackberry right after you drunk pocket dialed you 35 year old married sister with three kids at 1:30am for her to hear the cab driver walk you to your door. Yep, one of those nights. Bruises were present for weeks.
That said. "LUSH" party was a success. Visit Lushmag.com for more info. on the fab. mag.
Peace out lushes.
kel.
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Miley Cyrus, Breakout (2008)
Those who know me know I have no guilty pleasures. I like cheesey crap and I’m not afraid to tell everyone. I’ve been to see *NSync many, many times (in my later teen years). I once spent 16 hrs in the sweltering heat waiting for a Hanson gig. I own every Britney cd and know every word of dialogue to Crossroads (the Britney movie, not the Bon Jovi album – ok, well both…).
My latest addition is the Miley Cyrus CD, Breakout. I’m no longer 15 (tear) so I can’t currently relate to the topics of her songs like school, and parent issues and her first heartache. But I did once have school frustrations and parent problems and I’ve had my heart broken a few times (but never by Nick Jonas, let me just clear up that rumour!), so I understand where she’s coming from.
Miley is what she is. She’s young, learning how to navigate the world of stardom, crushing on boys and doing her very best to be a role model to the hundreds of thousands of young girls who look up to her. And despite having that heavy responsibility at this age she’s managed to put out a pretty fantastic album! It’s clever and cute and dancey! She does an amazing cover of “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”. Little Miss Cyrus co-wrote 8 of the 12 tracks on the album; all this on top of her school projects and touring! Geez. I feel like such a slacker!
So in summary, high fives little Missy!
XO
M
Ok.
So I’m feeling like I’ve just stepped into Bizarro World or something. I’ve just read that Clay Aiken had a son this morning… well he didn’t birth it, but his ‘friend’, music producer, Jaymes Foster is the baby mama. They named the kid Parker Foster Aiken. That’s a first, a middle and a last name, not to be confused for Parker Foster-Aiken.
In other baby news Lisa Marie- Presley is the latest celeb to announce she’s having twins. I hope someone out there is capitalizing on this latest trend. Like producing high-end twin crap that celebrities will purchase for astronomical amounts of money. Or better yet, they’ll be given to the pregnant celebrity at a very tasteful baby shower.
And PS. Jewel got married to a real deal cowboy names Ty. They’ve been together for eons. Best of luck kids for some reason a piece of paper changes relationships….
And PPS Britney is making a brave come back to the MTV Awards, after her disastrous performance last year. She’s filmed a promo spot for the event. No confirmation yet if she’ll actually BE at the awards.
