17 posts tagged “celebrities”
This is Tara celebrating Oktober fest, trying to blend in with the locals in Munich.... Looks like this papparazzi spotted her in the crowd of thousands wearing NORMAL CLOTHES. PS. Tara Lederhousen isn't regular attire for the german's just like men don't wear kilts to the office in Scotland....
Please stop selling her crack.
Thank you
~M
Khloe Kardashian is marrying some dude named Beau Lomar Odom -apparently he's an NBA player?
The happy couple have been dating for about a month... that's right folks. One month and they are getting married this weekend.
They are registered at Williams Sonoma. One of the items on the list is a Simplehuman fingerprint-proof butterfly trash can. I think perhaps i'll pick up that one - cause that's where their marriage will likely end up inside of a year.
But hopefully i'm wrong - but i rarely am...
PS. that trash can is worth about $180 USD. For a fucking trash can. Some people have more money than 'cents'.
~M
first Jessica Szhor.
now this:
what next? ED EFFIN' HARDY?!
you're so lucky i'm teetering on the edge of having no dignity left this week. i'll still do you.
call me.
your lawyer has my number. it's on the restraining order.
written in blood with hearts around it.
So Kendra Wilkinson, a former girlfriend of Hef, is preggers and married to Hank Baskett a football player? I dunno what he does, but I hope he’s deaf with the patience of a saint, cause she is definitely not from around here if you catch what I’m saying…..
The Girls threw her a baby shower yesterday and I don’t even care what else she got as gifts – it doesn’t matter because she got a HUGE jar of MASSIVE pickles. I want. You can keep your Gucci baby Pram and your Tiffany’s rattle and whatever else celebs are into for babies – I don’t even know. I want that jar of pickles! I haven’t had a good pickle since I moved to London. I did get an insider tip from a friend who said I need to buy gherkins. They are close but I can only find them in baby cheese and pickle tray size. I miss Bicks. I also miss the Caesars from Pickle Barrel. There’s no such thing as a Caeser here… When I come home next summer I want a pickle and Caesar waiting for me at the airport. No joke.
-M
My dearest lovelies – the Richie-Madden’s, had a baby boy born very early this morn. Sparrow James Midnight Madden weighs 7lbs 14 oz, and both mamma and baby are doing well!
Big congratulations to the Richie-Madden’s on their darling new addition, can’t wait to see pictures!
XO
M
I have a bit of a love/hate relationship with that show. It’s terrible. It’s so beyond the realm of anything plausible; but at the same time it’s soooo darn good. Some of the dead pan lines that Anna Paquin delivers , as Sookie Stackhouse, just proves that she is still deserving of that Oscar she won way back when she was a fetus.
If you haven’t watched it, I’m going to recommend that you do. The third season finishes up next week, and I’m just DYING to see that episode!! Start with Season 1, one episode and you’ll be hooked – you may want to start it on a Saturday afternoon when you have no plans , because guaranteed that you’ll want to watch a whole season from start to finish in one go. Have snacks and caffeine on hand – you’ll need them.
As a cure for my withdrawal symptoms on Monday morning, I googled the show and looked at some reputable gossip sites to see what I could learn.
Here’s what I got… Sookie and Bill are dating in real life. They’re actually engaged, and I have a funny feeling that this marriage may make it past the 5 year mark. They live a pretty quiet bi-continental life ( LA vs London). I approve.
ALSO the Queen is dating Eric in real life!!! The queen is played by the beautiful Evan Rachel Wood and Eric is played by some Viking looking blondy that I don’t recognize outside of this show. I’ll put money on this relationship not lasting the one year mark. Ms. Wood just seems to date people for show or conveience. Remember when she was dating her former on screen brother Shane West… he’s out, Eric’s in – why cause the ‘dating her brother’ thing is so last month. Or her ‘relationship’ with Marilyn Manson? And the did she or didn’t she kiss Mickey Rourke (yuck!) Now it’s easier to date Eric.
That is all my lovelies.
Eagerly awaiting the season finale.
M
This is a conversation I presume took place today around the craft services tent on the set of the new 90210, between Shenae Grimes (who plays Annie Wilson) and Jessica Stroup (who plays Erin Silver aka “Silver”).
Shenae Grimes: Hey fat bitch.
Jessica Stroup: Hey fatter bitch (vomits her morning non-fat latte into a nearby trash can).
SG: Well played.
JS: Thanks. I’m down to 85 pounds now. Your breath is awful.
SG: I know! It’s all the vomiting! And I stopped brushing my teeth a month ago. Too many calories in toothpaste.
JS: Preaching to the choir. (Starts jumping up and down).
SG: What are you doing?
JS: Burning off my toothpaste calories from this morning.
SG: Good idea. I feel sooooo fat today. I ran on the treadmill this morning for like an hour and I had my mouth open the whole time. I ingested waaaaaay too much air. I can barely zip up my size 0 True Religions.
JS: I stopped breathing the day I was cast.
SG: I have so much to learn from you. (Reaches out to tap on Jessica’s ribs – loud knocking sound is heard). You sound great, by the way.
JS: I know! It’s the onset of osteoporosis. (Runs her fingers through her hair, and a clump falls out). Down to 84.
SG: Fuck. You’re bringing you’re A-game bitch. (Lights a cigarette).
JS: Please. Smoking? How 5th grade. It’s all about the meth, baby. Kills the appetite and gives you that really coveted ‘meth face’ that makes all the bones stick out. (Turns to the side).
SG: Hey, where’s you go?
JS: (Turns back to face Shenae).
SG: There you are! You scared me! I almost slipped into a subway grate the other day. Thank god I was carrying a big purse.
JS: Well…salad for lunch?
SG: Totes! You want me to get you a Diet Coke?
JS and SG: (Load plates with lettuce leaves).
JS: You wanna eat together?
SG: Sure.
JS and SG: (Throw plates of salad into the garbage).
SG: That was fun!
JS: Same time tomorrow?
SG: Yeah. See you later. Time for my colonic.
XOXO
Blair
Trucker hats have been out since about 1999; right around the same time as your lil’ act of acting like a punk-ass got old.
Please go away. You’re making me nauseous.
So are photos of you wrestling around in said trucker hat with a gay men; doesn’t compensate for nothin’…all it does is draw attention to your own ‘husband’s’ sexual orientation and the fact the he was clearly morphined out of his mind when he decided to marry you.
Out of all the c-list celebrities with absolutely nothing to contribute, I’m pretty sure I despise you the most.
Hold the x’s and oh’s,
Ang.
Here we go again... by the time NEXT weekend is over, I'm pretty sure I'll have not one but TWO restraining orders to add to my beautiful framed collection of those lovely pieces of paper. I mean...what?!
but holy effer, folks! CHUCK BASS ANDDDDD ALEXANDER OVECHKIN will be in town presenting at this year's MMVAs.
seriously, kittens; this is too much hotness for me to handle! I've already reported about Ovechkin sorta kinda looking like the boy of my life here; though the original look AND act alike is in fact THE Chuckster. *swooooooon!* le siiiiiiigh! * omfgwhatdoesonewearwhenstalkingthelovesofherlife?!*
A full report of my 'running into them' to come in the next few weeks. And don't worry, I WILL be running into them; i already have half the city on alert to inform me of their whereabouts.Because trust, it will be entertaining.
Although for the sake of the Pittsburgh Penguins winning tonight, I already promised to stop lusting after Ovechkin's bones, so I promise you, Dear Pittsburgh Penguins, I won't go near that hotness if you win it for me tonight.
Damned if you lose, though...
xo xo
Ang
P.S. You're ugly.
I'm sorry, but seriously - SERIOUSLY - how are you relevant? who cast you on this show? sorry, I know I'm being a total bitch here but I'm having a bad day and need to take it out on someone and I'm tired of taking it out on Jennifer Love Hewitt because at least Jennifer Love Hewitt KNOWS she's irrelevant and hence Jessica Szohr who doesn't know yet but will know soon and I'm going to church to pray for my soul now.
XOXO
Blair
