23 posts tagged “celebrity”
I have a bit of a love/hate relationship with that show. It’s terrible. It’s so beyond the realm of anything plausible; but at the same time it’s soooo darn good. Some of the dead pan lines that Anna Paquin delivers , as Sookie Stackhouse, just proves that she is still deserving of that Oscar she won way back when she was a fetus.
If you haven’t watched it, I’m going to recommend that you do. The third season finishes up next week, and I’m just DYING to see that episode!! Start with Season 1, one episode and you’ll be hooked – you may want to start it on a Saturday afternoon when you have no plans , because guaranteed that you’ll want to watch a whole season from start to finish in one go. Have snacks and caffeine on hand – you’ll need them.
As a cure for my withdrawal symptoms on Monday morning, I googled the show and looked at some reputable gossip sites to see what I could learn.
Here’s what I got… Sookie and Bill are dating in real life. They’re actually engaged, and I have a funny feeling that this marriage may make it past the 5 year mark. They live a pretty quiet bi-continental life ( LA vs London). I approve.
ALSO the Queen is dating Eric in real life!!! The queen is played by the beautiful Evan Rachel Wood and Eric is played by some Viking looking blondy that I don’t recognize outside of this show. I’ll put money on this relationship not lasting the one year mark. Ms. Wood just seems to date people for show or conveience. Remember when she was dating her former on screen brother Shane West… he’s out, Eric’s in – why cause the ‘dating her brother’ thing is so last month. Or her ‘relationship’ with Marilyn Manson? And the did she or didn’t she kiss Mickey Rourke (yuck!) Now it’s easier to date Eric.
That is all my lovelies.
Eagerly awaiting the season finale.
M
or as we like to call it around here, official stalker fest 2009. you best believe the following is a list of celebs my lil' 'researching' talents will be working overtime to 'bump' into (here’s looking at you Brad Pitt/circa 2005/ OneXOne Gala), follow (sorry about that Tove Christensen/circa 2004/Shattered Glass Premiere), become best buds with (oh hi there Lance Bass and Amazing Race Riechen/2006/Sienna Miller TIFF party), all with the tricky issue of getting around the restraining orders and such:
David Duchovny: OMFG. CALIFORNICATION. need I really say more?! need I?! currently signing myself up (and begging and pleading and paying THEM) to become an escort. because you just KNOW he'll be calling in them troops!
Adam Brody: because i feel like we're kindred spirits, intertwined in this whole rachel bilson/hayden christensen fiasco. he dated Rachel. I wanted to date Hayden..but like DESPERATELY, so I feel that legitimizes the whole situation. so really, we both go screwed over by two people that are now engaged. you and me, adam brody. cut.from.the.same.cloth.
Cilian Murphy: um. he used to be a musician. he has an irish accent. he's beautiful. moving on.
Drew Barrymore: cause she's not effing around with Ed Westwick anymore. So I'm back to liking her. AND she's dating Justin Long. Who's best friends with Scott Speedman...who this one time, at a TIFF party, recognized me (hand to god!) from a few days earlier and uttered the following "hey you! is this where the party's at?!" followed by a 100 mega-watt smile and I.wet.myself.
George Clooney: cause he's the fug girls' intern. duh!
Jay Baruchel: not gonna lie. have had a crush on him since Popular Mechanics for Kids.
Rob Lowe: um hello, dreamboat! who hasn't at one point in their life quivered over this guy? tell me who?!
Natalie Portman: if life was fair, she'd be my best friend forever and ever and ever. and it would have solved sooo many issues with this whole Hayden Christensen fiasco, cause rachel bilson wouldn't be engaged to him. it'd be me. and I would have been hanging out on that set of Star Wars all the time. legally. and that whole awkward restraining order thing...well, it just wouldn't have been an issue..
Dominic Cooper: god, if only to talk some sense into him; he should be so lucky to date Amanda Seyfried... and to stop it with this hooking up with that whorey-looking chick from the play he's currently acting in, whose name i'm too lazy to look up. Then again, he did, according to wiki, 'break-up' with his girlfriend of 13 years to date Amanda. Gawd. what a man-slut.
Tilda Swinton: again, if life was actually fair, she'd be my kooky aunt cause she's AWESOME. and we'd swap clothes and such and talk about Leonardo DiCaprio.
Tom Ford: Can I please just work for this dude? PLEASE?!
Snoop Dogg: I just feel like we'd be super awesome party pals, you know? Like all about the Cristal and them bitches and hos.
Oprah Winfrey: OMFG?! THE MIGHT OPES?! ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME?! OPRAH WINFREY COMING TO TIFF?! This better not be a typo and if she's effin' filming her show here, if I don't get in, I will MURDER. :) for further reading on my I NEED this, please read here, here and here.
...so um..yeah, that's it. a lil' excited..no biggie, ya'll...
Oprah, call me!
xo xo Angela
It appears that after stepping in front of a mirror, looking less than up to snuff, the mirror shattered and tore her dress in the process. Now Mischa has seven more years of poor acting gigs and terrible paparazzi photos. It's a shame too, cause i have feeling there's more to her than ugly boyfriends and bad outfit choices.
xo
M
Scarlett Johansson
I know this post will make me unpopular with my fellow TBS blogger Angela, but I'm willing to take on her wrath. Mostly because I've been working out like a maniac (wailing on my pecs, murdering my quads, etc.) and I can take her down in 2 hits: me hitting her, her hitting the floor. And to be clear upfront, I think Scarlett is absolutely stunning, and seems like she'd be a cool girl to hang with - she also looks like she'd be into shooting whiskey, making out with random boys in bar bathrooms, and partaking in the occasional poutine binge. My kind of girl, obvi.
Anyhoo, I consider it my contribution to society (along with my sparkling wit and casual views on public nudity) to state the most obvious thing, like, ever:
Scarlett Johansson cannot act.
I don't have a penis, so I'm able to focus more on her complete and utter lack of acting ability or talent of any kind. Quick! What colour are her eyes? You don't know because you've never looked above her neck.
I'm only half joking when I say I'd rather perform an appendectomy on myself then watch her in another movie. That said, she was pretty good in that movie where she wore a tight low-cut v-neck t-shirt and did a lot of pouting...what was that one called...oh right...EVERY MOVIE SHE'S EVER BEEN IN.
So naturally, I’m devastated that she’ll be polluting (err..I mean acting in) a movie I’ve been looking forward to - she’s been cast as Black Widow in Iron man 2. Devastated. I’m also angry at my husband (you know, Robert Downey Jr.) for allowing her to be cast. Must be all the clean living and vitamins – it’s messing with his thought processes. (Aside: anyone else kinda miss the drugged out RDJ? I do. I watched Less Than Zero for the 20th time last weekend. Um, yum.)
But I digress.
This former dick bandit (her ex boyfriends include greasy but cute Josh Hartnett, creepy but hot Jared Leto, and steroid-infused Derek Jeter) is now married to Canadian actor Ryan Reynolds (rumoured douche bag). I couldn’t pick Ryan Reynolds out of a lineup. Unless it was a lineup of shirtless men. No clue what colour his eyes are.
And now, some alternate career suggestions for Scarlett Johansson:
- Receptionist at a sperm donor clinic (she’d…umm…speed up the process, I would think. At least the clinic would save some money, as they’d need to purchase fewer magazines and videos for the deposit rooms. We’re in a recession people!)
- College dorm super slut and overall vagina of destruction.
- Nude model. Specialty: mini faux-fur cowboy hats and mechanical bulls.
- Cardboard cutout model for WonderBra.
- Cage cleaner at a second-rate zoo.
- Terrorist negotiator in Afghanistan. Use those boobs for good, SJ.
- Sample lady at Costco. Specializing in the fried meats and the various sauces and accoutrements that one can purchase to accompany their friend meats.
- Heroin mule.
- Nude grave digger.
In closing, props to Scarlett for cramming in as many movie roles as she can before her spectacular/awe-inspiring boobage starts to sag. She clearly has the world's smartest management team (that is, next to Lauren Conrad's management team, who have managed to fool an entire nation into thinking Lauren Conrad ISN'T, in fact, a very VERY boring robot).
XOXO
Blair
Awww so cute!
She's def my fav celebrity baby. i can't wait for richie-madden baby number two!
Till then, look how much Harlow's grown!!!
kisses
M
Oh.em.eff.gee! The last time I was this excited was when I found out Wal-Mart sells groceries! At like a dollar, sometimes two, off what the regular grocery stores charge! Ok..so that was like a week ago but anyyyyway, moving on…
Blogger extraordinaire, (i.e. he is to my fashion world obsession what Ira Glass is to my broadcasting one, Scott Feschuk to my pop culture one and Chuck Bass to my ..erm..quivering loins..)Scott Schuman aka The Sartorialist is stopping by Holt Renfrew tomorrow for not one, but TWO appearances!
Dudes, he’s like my fashion-role-model-genius-icon! omfgzimsoexcited!!
As part of Holt’s tribute to fashion bloggers – check out the store’s window display, also celebrating the likes of Bryan Boy and the Adorable Tommy Ton’s Jak and Jil, who actually used to work for Holt’s! – Holt’s will celebrate Scott’s work with an in-store exhibit.
And tomorrow, TOMORROW!, Scott will be making a public personal appearance from 12:30 – 2:00pm, followed by a private evening cocktail reception.
I’ll fill you in on how fabulous that will be as I.Will.Be.There.
…oh.em.eff.gee… what does one wear around this genius?!
p.s. Holt Renfrew, feel free to holla at your girls for the next Blogger display.
xo xo
Ang
It’s true folks. Jon and Kate Gosselin have filed for divorce. They’ve been separated for a while and announced on last nights show that they are moving forward with a divorce. Jon and Kate will switch into the house when it’s their time with the children, so the children don’t have to move houses. It was so sad watching the show, having been an avid fan since its start. With that said, I can see that this is needed. Kate is far too high strung, a bitch most days – towards jon, and needs to RELAX. Jon has no freedom to say or do anything.
I hope it’s not a bitter battle that would be heartbreaking.
Big hugs to the little Gosselin’s.
XO
M
that's right kittens, as in the handsome Aaron Rose.
ok, so he was in like four episodes of the show but still..he was on GOSSIP GIRL. you're like instantly golden if you're like even a breather on the show..or something.
the dreamboat was spotted walking around the Annex area, which would totes make sense as the Scott Pilgrim movie is filming around here.
ya know, the one with Michael Cera and everyone else cool...which also happens to star US of Tara's Brie Larson (omg. best show ever and she's so freaking awesome in it)...who happens to be John Patrick's real-life gf. true story.
if he was walking with Chuck Bass, i would have lost my sh*t.
After 60 years, Archie finally grew a set and made his choice.
Much like the Dylan-Brenda-Kelly triangle on 90210, Archie found himself choosing between the sexy crazy-eyed brunette Veronica and the sweet but most likely bulimic Betty. And he chose Veronica. And they're, like, totally engaged. I can't help but think he chose Veronica because she's, like, rich. And she looks like she'd let him do anything to her. Like, anything. And rich girls always have the best pot.
And as all skanks (and winners) do, Veronica announced the engagement on her blog, saying: "There is so much to do, so many plans to make. I wonder if Betty wants to be my Maid of Honour? I bet she is so happy for me!"
Oh, snap.
In a depressed haze fuelled by 3 pints of Haagen Daz and a little glue sniffing, Betty took to her own blog to tell the world she is "so sad," and that "I don't even know what to say." (Memo to self: don't ever read Betty's blog again. Yawn city.)
I'm hoping for an invite to this wedding. But it may be tricky, given that it's a comic book and all. Think that coked-out eastern European chick from the Aha video for 'Take On Me' can hook me up?
XOXO,
Blair
She's been working hard, curbing the shoplifting and slowly getting more and more work in better and more high-profile projects. And now she's landed the cover of Elle UK for July. I root for you, Winona Ryder. I really do. And you look amazing. Still a touch of crazy in the eyes, but that's how I like you.
XOXO
Blair
