2 posts tagged “paris hilton”
le tear. le sigh. anyone else miss that show?
Moving on, Sympatico MSN sports has an 'interesting' (read: clearly there's nothing better going on in sports these days?!!) 'article' (read: slideshow with hot chicks) taking a look at hockey players and their famous girlfriend and wives.
below is the list, and of course, me breaking it all down:
Paris Hilton and Jose Theodore: So wrong of msn sports to even include this. Like ew, it's Paris Hilton. Poor guy is probs diseased now. And wasn't this a one night/two day/whatever stand? And didn't he cheat on his baby mamma?! And did he not realized *I* was there that night, too? It's kinda the day Josee Theodore's hotness died to me. It died.
Kelly Carlson and Tie Domi: so according to msn sports this chick is some sort of maxim's hottest 100 or something? judging from the photo, she's like 99. tragic.
... oh wait, she's actually 94! ah ha ha! amazing!
also, doesn't speak much about you and your (lack of) personality when you're dating just about the douchiest nhl player in history, does it? now, now leaf fans, before you go all apesh*t on me, i'm one of the (insert sarcasm here) fortunate ones who had a semi professional relationship with Mr.Domi and as somone who he'd see in an elevator and hold open doors for and have lil' chats with, he was a pretty nice dude. On the other hand, as someone who established friendships with people who not only worked for the same organizations but also directly with him, that's a whole other ball game. rude and pretentious and a head swelled to the size of texas.
Josephine Johannsson and Mats Sundin: this chickie looks pretty decent. seems like a lovely young lady; and you couldn't expect less from Mats... althoughhhhhh she's does not seem to be the plain-facey other nice girl that Mats dated foreverrrr and after further investigation, I don't think she is. yup, this article just confirmed, not the same girl: http://www.thestar.com/article/195999
leaves a bit of a sour taste in my mouth... and not quite sure why. meh. at least she's swedish. am so jealous of swedish girls. mostly cause they live in the land of swedish boys. le sigh.
Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie: we all know how I feel about this relationship; LOVE!
Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher: gk$#(W&%Gkhsg$%)#&%! HATE!
Maxim Afinigenov and tennis player with a really complicated name: athlete dating athlete. next.
Emma Andersson and Henrik Zetterberg: according to the article, 'Since dating Emma, Henrik has started on the All Star team, won the Conn Smythe trophy and led the Red Wings to the Stanley Cup.' Really? cause I had to wikipedia this chick and I still don't really know that it's enough to justify her having some sort of superpower making him win the cup? also, if you're going to make a 'hot' list, you'd think you'd find a more flattering photo of the girl? like this one:
or this one:
but certainly not the dirty-faced porn star one msn sports used. ick.
Anna Kournikova and Sergei Federov: what? they were married? now I remember something of that sorts but to this day I don't know whether that was pre or post Enrique...and/or pre or post Enrique's moles? gawd; celebrity romps are so hard to follow sometimes, makes you have absolutely no concept of time and half the time you think it's a dream. Like this one time where I dreamt I saw Kevin Costner at a basketball game and he signed my autograph book..totally woke up super excited and rushed for the book...then I realized it was all a dream. how disappointing, right? Listen, this was back in the 90s and he had just starred in a movie with Elijah Wood. k?
Sean Avery and Elisha Cuthbert: say what you can about sean avery, but at least the pompeous ass keeps it real, as opposed to some skankazoids who cheat with said pompous ass on JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S BEST FRIEND. I mean...WTF girlfriend?!
Noticed some key players in hotness are missing in that post; Scottie Upshall, Antoine Vermette, Wade Redden, Martin St. Louis and the rest of the Ottawa Senators AND Tampa Bay Lightning players, respectively... call me!
So Paris Hilton was allowed back onto a film set. Shocking, given the monstrosity that was House of Wax. Oh, and she made that shiteous gem The Hottie and the Nottie. Her latest foray into No Talent Town is Repo! The Genetic Opera. Shot in Toronto and co-starring the once impressive Paul Sorvino. Here's the plot: A worldwide epidemic encourages a biotech company to launch an organ-financing program similar in nature to a standard car loan.
Surprisingly, it's getting decent reviews from the critics.
I'm just kidding.
It sucks harder then Paris on a Friday night in the back seat of a BMW.
XOXO
Blair
